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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 days ago

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  • StabbingSky@lemmy.zip
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    19 days ago

    But trees are supposed to be tall.

    Flowers, not so much.

    • Klear@piefed.world
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      19 days ago

      Damn triffids!

  • Krafty Kactus@sopuli.xyz
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    Nobody tell them about palm trees which are technically grass

    • Klear@piefed.world
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      You can touch grass by pressing a palm against a palm.

      Please clap.

      • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        You can clap by pressing a palm against a palm.

        • Magnum, P.I.@infosec.pub
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          I’m pressing so fucking hard right now, but its not working.

  • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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    At least trees take an appropriate amount of time to get tall! Freaking sunflowers do it in a year! You know how tall I was when I was 1!?

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      i dunno, a kilometer?

    • marcos@lemmy.world
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      Take a look at tall grass when you get a chance.

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    The Hollyhock in my backyard is eleven foot seven inches (three point three five metres).

    Take that, some percentage of the populations of sunflowers.

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    I’ll probably be alive next year, though. Now who’s winning?

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      Still sunflower 😢

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    There’s a novel called The Overstory and a central theme of it is the trees and the people that come to a moment where a tree changed their life. They try to change to the same mindset as they think the trees have to have another moment with the trees. It’s disaster for the people ultimately and the tree is just like what did you expect, you have your time and we have had ours

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