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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 16 days ago

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 16 days ago
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    16 days ago

    Have you ever heard of OSHA?

    Have you ever heard of pulling a prank at work that causes panic? Yeah, Chevron would still fire someone even over a totally fake paper cigarette, just for causing panic.

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      my wife works in midstream. you’re not getting fired for that. sorry.

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        Then perhaps they’re neglecting or outright ignoring OSHA regulations. Anything that can potentially cause a spark is banned from oil refineries.

        https://www.spaglaw.com/blog/2024/01/osha-regulations-designed-to-protect-refinery-workers/

        Edit: If it’s fake it’s fake. It’s not funny to cause a panic, dude would still get a harsh warning.

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          A piece of paper with some foil isn’t going to cause a spark. I’m directly refuting your claim that you would get fired for it because it “caused a panic”. You’re just making shit up.

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