The easiest pot roast recipe:

• One chuck roast
• Carrots
• Potatoes
• 1 head of garlic
• Onion
• Two packets of brown gravy mix.
• Two packets of ranch dressing mix (yes, really).
• Two packets of Italian dressing mix (yes, really).
• Browning & seasoning sauce.
• Beef stock

1. Combine packets in a bowl, and stir to evenly combine.
2. Rub pot roast with a few dashes of browning sauce, until evenly covered.
3. Chop carrots and potatoes into large chunks. Slice onion
4. Peel garlic cloves.
5. Fuckin throw everything into a slow cooker.
6. Sprinkle seasoning mix over everything.
7. Add about an inch of beef stock to the bottom of the pot.
8. Set slow cooker to low, and fuck off for like 8-10 hours. Or if you’re using a leaner cut of meat, set to high and fuck off for 5’ish hours instead.