• epicstove@lemmy.ca
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    5 hours ago

    “Oh, cool, a Titanite slab :D” “Why is Father Ariendel speaking…?”

    “WHY IS GEAL STILL HERE???”

    “AAAAAAGGHHHHHH”

  • Psychadelligoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Or it’s chiral bells and suddenly you’re experiencing Yoko Taro’s newest mindfuck addition to Drakengard/Nier (as a FFXIV fan the Nier raid final boss was awesome, JS)

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    I don’t necessarily hate dual bars. What I do hate is burning all my ultimates or potions or whatever to take that last chunk of health off to secure the kill. Realizing I now have to kill the boss again yet without those extras, is what kills me.

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      maybe the 10 phase boss battle was us, the players all along. you die to a boss and you show up at their doorstep once more, while they are thinking “HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON”

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      What’s worse is you beat the absolute shit out of them and they usually get set on fire and stabbed several times . Just fine, apparently.

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      World of Warcraft had some fights that had way too many phases. Illidan had 5 if i remember right.

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      I know I’ve played a JPRG where the final boss had six stages, but it also was annoying, not epic because I was overleveled and the game wasn’t hard in the first place

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    I reject your reality and substitute my own: when you’re a demon and you hear “KARR EN TUK” coming from over the hill

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          Bells frog big cherries jingle bells ham and cheese SEPHIROTH!

          Swords in my knees… …Ed peed on this!

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          Burning inside with
          Violent anger.
          Burning inside with
          Violent anger.

          Sephiroth!
          Sephiroth!

          Burning inside with
          Violent anger.
          Burning inside with
          Violent anger.

          Sephiroth!
          Sephiroth!

          Fate- monstrous
          And empty.
          Fate- monstrous
          And empty.

          Burning inside with
          Violent anger.
          Burning inside with
          Violent anger.

          Sephiroth!
          Sephiroth!

          Come, come, Oh come,
          Do not let me die.
          Come, come, Oh come,
          Do not let me die.
          Come, come, Oh come,
          Do not let me die.
          Come, come, Oh come,
          Do not let me die.

          Glorious and Noble…
          Glorious and Noble…

          Sephiroth!

          Edit: Full Latin Lyrics for the curious.

          Estuans interius
          Ira vehementi.
          Estuans interius
          Ira vehementi.

          Sephiroth!
          Sephiroth!

          Estuans interius
          Ira vehementi.
          Estuans interius
          Ira vehementi.

          Sephiroth!
          Sephiroth!

          Sors immanis-
          Et inanis.
          Sors immanis-
          Et inanis.
          Estuans interius
          Ira vehementi.
          Estuans interius
          Ira vehementi.

          Sephiroth!
          Sephiroth!

          Veni, veni, venias,
          Ne me mori facias.
          Veni, veni, venias,
          Ne me mori facias.
          Veni, veni, venias,
          Ne me mori facias.
          Veni, veni, venias,
          Ne me mori facias.

          Gloriosa Generosa…
          Gloriosa Generosa…
          Gloriosa Generosa…
          Gloriosa Generosa…

          Sephiroth!