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GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Straighten my leather jacket and give them export permits for all my employers classified products.
Opener? I barely know 'er!
im a married gay man so probably nothing.
Straighten my leather jacket and give them export permits for all my employers classified products.
If they say hi, I’ll say hi back. Happy to make new friends, but I’m also happily married
Honey isn’t vegan
Honey will be whatever you want her to be if you’re an important enough asset.
/ I’m here all week!
TBH: oh… hi
That’s it. I’m not picking that up, nor would they be impressed with me. No reason not to make basic small talk, especially if I’m in an area where that’s expected.
They spend more on their appearance in general public than I would on a date.
and not that looks are everything, but i’m def not into that whole blonde-maxxing thing
They look like Republicans. Hard pass.
Republicans with too much perfume and obnoxious voices.
“Are you from around here?”
“I use Arch, by the way”
They already knew because of your socks
That’s hot
That’s what a honeypot would say.
Good luck, no woman has ever been able to get through my dense head
I’m too smart for this. I would take them back to my hotel room, have a fun time, and then ghost the hell out of them.
My line of work does involve trade secrets and stuff. I’m pretty sure I’d be able to have sex without the temptation of booting up and unlocking my work computer though.
I certainly wouldn’t try to do business with them. I just want to nut. Is it that wrong to want to have a threesome with foreign intelligence assets? I’d even thank them for making that specific fantasy come true once we’re done.
I’m just kidding though, these women are not my type. They’d need to entice me with an autistic girl who loves trains as much as I do, and I’m already married to one so they’re too late anyway.
They’d need to entice me with an autistic girl who loves trains as much as I do, and I’m already married to one so they’re too late anyway.
You FOOL they’ve already got their hooks into you, they played the long game lmao
I know a guy took a sex worker back to his room, he claims he didn’t know she was a sex worker. Some shit went down, he absolutely refused to pay, she maced the fuck out him. The hotel put a $10,000 charge on the work paid room because it got on everything and they were just paying to replace all the shit that couldn’t be cleaned. He was fired.
They could always entice you with a weapon :)
Double u double u double u dot lemmy dot world
Politely nothing. If they want to know my secrets, they will have to work for it. That way I’m also not bothering some strangers who don’t deserve to be randomly harassed.
