Never give up. Never surrender.
By Grabthar’s Hammer… What a savings.
I’m old enough to recognize the phrase, but I’ve long since forgotten the source. 💀
Galaxy Quest
I don’t want to alarm you, but Galaxy Quest is a 90’s movie
Holy shit dude that’s crazy
No it’s not! Galaxy Quest is from, at most, 7 years ago, and I’m not old! My knees hurt because I have too much youth in them!
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Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it’s stupid, but I’m gonna do it! Okay?
Come on, Galaxy Quest is only… 24 years old. God damn.
It still holds though! It doesn’t look a 90’s movie. Like Starship Troopers it’s got a “could have been made any year” quality
You are our last hope!
That movie where the guy gets trained by the ghost of Bruce Lee to fight Van Damme?
The Wii is retro gaming. Let that sink in.
I think my mind is frozen in time, because the line for what is “retro” to me is solidly between the transition from 2D to 3D.
For me it’s anything prior to 360/PS3, because from then on the graphical and gameplay leaps have been incremental compared to what came before. You really don’t consider N64 or PSX retro?
Hmm, I guess N64 would be to me. Maybe because I didn’t have PlayStations (went from Nintendo to Xbox), they all seem more modern to me.
Maybe it’s more accurate to draw my mental line as cartridge consoles vs CDs.
We called the NES retro gaming when the N64 was out. The PS3 is retro gaming, too. So GTA5 and Skyrim are retro re-releases.
I often thing about this. Technology moved so fast in those days and then it sort of plateaued. Things are certainly getting more powerful of course but nothing like that old generational leap we used to feel.
I think it’s also a testament to the age of the medium as well. Most gaming fans are young gen xers or millennials. The medium grew up with its fanbase and with that comes the perspective of a youth. A 7 year old looks back at their preschool years like ancient history, a teen the same of grade school. Combined with how antiquated the tech was it felt holder. Median gamer age is rising and if you ask a 35 year old about when they were 25 it would feel a lot closer.
Yup. The 360 came out 15 years before the Series X was released, yet the graphics improvement from 2005 - 2020 is minuscule compared to 1990 - 2005.
I thought the PS5 felt like more of a generational leap than the PS4 did.
Is be inclined to agree with that
I feel like the jump from the PS360 to the PS4/One was reliability.
I didn’t spend too much time with the PS4, but it felt like there was less crashing, and better console reliability.
I bought a Myoomini plus and that’s the retrogaming I need and doesn’t hurt at all.
The day I added a GameCube to my retro setup was the day I accepted everyone gets old eventually.
Stop trying to make “fetch” happen!
“He’s old, get him!”
Send him to Carousel.
We’re not worthy!
Did this once with a Soylent Green reference. I wasn’t even the oldest person there and nobody knew what I was talking about.
“What’s with lgmjon64 hating soy or something?”
No, (s)he said something about people, I think @[email protected] just hates everyone…
You know what the problem was? It’s people.
Roads!? Where we’re going we don’t need roads…
I work with people who haven’t even seen fucking Ghostbusters.
It’s a painful existence to feel this old, but I console myself with the knowledge that most of them will be renting until they’re about 60.
I knew my time was up when most of my coworkers hadn’t seen Shawshank Redemption. Watching that was just the cost of being bored in the late 90s.
Jesus, I know we’re getting to be bitter curmudgeons, but that’s just sadistic.
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I never watched it as a kid, I enjoyed watching them later, with watching the second for the first time last year. Enjoyed the game and the latest sequel too.
Found Walter Peck’s Lemmy account.
You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth!
No truth-handler, you! Bah, I deride your truth-handling abilities!
I can hear this sentence. I always loved the cadence Grammer gave to the reading.
For your viewing pleasure. The channel it’s uploaded on isn’t the original creator, but the original video is taken down temporarily (along with the rest of their content, unfortunately), so this is all I got. But I definitely recommend checking out their channel once they’re back up, if you’re not already familiar!
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Haha I love There I Ruined It, thanks for sharing!
They said you was hung.
And they was right.
Mongo only pawn in game of life.
Tell them I said “ow,” got it!
More beans, Mr Taggart?
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
“I’d buy that for a dollar!”
Not a movie but a song reference tale of woe:
Some propaganda training meeting at the office and there were treats to eat. One of the guys grabbed an apple pie and had a bite, but it also had lime in it so he said
Coworker: “Yuck, I hate lime with apple”
Me: “I guess you prefer your lime in the coconut.”
…
Coworker: “I’ve never had lime with coconut before.”
Me: sigh
Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
Because it’s dull, you twit, it’ll hurt more.The painted man! He haunts my dreams.
Allah loves wondrous variety!
You’re the man now, dawg ahahahhh owww
