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That’s why you need an LED indicator
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  My balls are already equipped with rgb lights. Very festive. Maybe a speaker? Robotic lady voice: “Lock engaged. Enjoy your intercourse.”, “Lock disengaged. Careful, this thing’s loaded.”
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    Make it Kurt Russell and you’ve got yourself a deal

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