Self destruction activated.
“Have you tried turning them off then on again?”
“Dear subscriber, thank you for trusting your reproductive organs to Microballs. It’s been our pleasure to serve you, but unfortunately we need to tell you that support for your genitals is being discontinued in 30 days, after which time paid features such as ‘arousal’ and ‘having an orgasm’ will no longer be available.”
One switch per ball cause everyone knows the girl sperm is in the left testicle and the boy sperm in the right.
I had a unilateral orchiectomy due to torsion as a teenager and my father had to be repeatedly reassured that one didn’t need to “mix the juice” from both to impregnate someone.
There’s nothing finer than a United States education!
What was it again, up is off right? Right?
That’s why you need an LED indicator
My balls are already equipped with rgb lights. Very festive. Maybe a speaker? Robotic lady voice: “Lock engaged. Enjoy your intercourse.”, “Lock disengaged. Careful, this thing’s loaded.”
girlfriend giving me a seductive massage
“Yes yes yes!”
Accidentally toggle my balls to ‘Mad Max Mode’
“No no nooooooooooooooooooo!”
WITNESS ME!!!
