• Daft_ish@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Oh, I’m not joking. I have it on good authority Joe Biden is personally running down children with a chainsaw over in Ghazarmibad.

    You and me brother we are the same.

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      10 months ago

      Joe Biden is personally running down children with a chainsaw

      Donald Trump has never personally murdered anyone that we know of, so they are both equally good cool dudes and why is anyone even complaining?

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        10 months ago

        Donald Trump is chosen by God himself. When they say “he grabs women by the pussy” he is really just cleansing their soul so they can be in the presence of the divine.

        He also gets off on it.