Unless you have a heated toilet seat like those Japanese toilets.
There is a subtle difference between an artificial heat that you can control and a heat that you know was produced by another human being. I think it’s our subconscious trying to keep us safe from germs and diseases - same mechanism by which rotten food look and smell is uncomfortable.
I got a nice bidet from covid times, dunno that I’ll ever go back now
I’m going to build a toilet seat for public bathrooms. An evil one.
First, let’s add a heating element to the toilet seat. And wire it without an off switch. This seat will always be warm. Then let’s add a series of water channels in the toilet seat. These will exit through micropores that are calibrated so perfectly as to create a continuous and subtle feeling of dampness. It’s not just a warm toilet seat. It’s a warm moist toilet seat. No matter how much you wipe the seat off. Warm and moist. No matter how long you sit on it. Warm and moist. No matter what you do, warm and moist! The perpetual feeling of accidentally sitting in a pool of warm urine.
Coming soon…to a public restroom near you!
