• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    oh. good. glad that’s sorted. Lets also activate the uplands geese for naval operations.

    I wonder how much it would cost to train wild pigeons to shit on their shit. and how much that would cost… them.

    • Allero@lemmy.today
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      8 months ago

      Birds cannot control when they poop, so they’ll have to patrol their target.

      Which, when you think about it, is even more terrifying