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minus-squareandroogee (they/she)@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·11 months agoWhat do you call a guy with no arms and no legs taking a bath?
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35arrow-down1·11 months agoThe reason I couldn’t eat stew for a decade?
minus-squarethe post of tom joad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-211 months agoWhat if they’re nailed to the wall?
minus-squarethe post of tom joad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoOk but what if they’re laying on your doorstep?
minus-squareKalkaline @leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-211 months agoMatt What do call their dog with no legs?
minus-squarethe post of tom joad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 months agoHee hee it dont matter cuz he won’t come when you call him! (I really love these jokes) What about a woman with one leg and a speech impediment?
minus-squarethe post of tom joad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoHahaha yes! Not what about a girl with no arms and legs at the beach?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs taking a bath?
The reason I couldn’t eat stew for a decade?
Bob.
What if they’re nailed to the wall?
Art
Ok but what if they’re laying on your doorstep?
Matt
What do call their dog with no legs?
Hee hee it dont matter cuz he won’t come when you call him!
(I really love these jokes)
What about a woman with one leg and a speech impediment?
irene?
Hahaha yes!
Not what about a girl with no arms and legs at the beach?
His name!
Username checks out
Bob?