I say dumb shit.

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Cake day: April 15th, 2024

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  • "Damn it Jeffery, because of you I have the mayor breathing down my neck, I’ve got the press ringing me every minute *phone rings* NO I DON’T HAVE A DAMN STATEMENT!.. Oh sorry chief, ok, yes sir, no worries… *slams phone down*

    Now I have the chief of police is coming down to question me about this! I need your gun, your badge and those slices of bread in your pocket, on my desk NOW!"