So do I just send my resume to an embassy, or how does this work? I hope they don’t do in-person interviews, because I’m a Sasquatch and don’t want to expose my identity, but I do know some lizard people who might help me whip up a disguise if it comes to that. They mostly spend their time hanging around people with paranoid schizophrenia pretending to be normal people, so they’d probably be good references for this job, since it’s essentially the same thing.