I wonder what the union dues are 💀

Agreed! Very satisfying!

Tastes like pennies!

The whiskers have shadows! Cool

Same. I’ve filtered out a lot of keywords in my feed and I hate that it still comes up in screenshots. I’m just so tired.

Pup cat tent

I was going to say polka music but this is close enough

ketchup Catsup

This is a great reminder about perspective for so many things.

Some people who are married and/or have children can’t imagine how unmarried and/or people without children could possibly have chosen that lifestyle and be happy or content. And vice versa, of course.

I’m sure there are plenty of other examples. Your point about extroverted coworkers hit close to home since that recently happened to me.

Also, I know this isn’t an advent calendar but I wanted to spread the love. I’ve actually never heard of an NSFW advent calendar and the FOMO is real.

Baby, I read it for the articles comments, I swear!

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ~ https://www.instagram.com/share/reel/BAG2D6sIh2

I’ve heard that phrase my whole life and only looked it up now because of your comment. For anyone else that’s curious:

“Let them eat cake” is the traditional translation of the French phrase “Qu’ils mangent de la brioche”,[1] said to have been spoken in the 18th century by “a great princess” upon being told that the peasants had no bread.

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The quote is taken to reflect either the princess’s frivolous disregard for the starving peasants or her poor understanding of their plight.

~ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_them_eat_cake

Welp. Thanks for sharing. Is burning candles also bad?

I had no idea what the toilet sign meant. Thank you for translating the chaos.

Traded it in for work bullying

Choose someone who doesn’t go by the name “JD” as an adult and expects to be taken seriously.

And here I am thinking this is about the budgie smuggled into his pants

Eugh … I just remembered.

It reminds me of “black hairy tongue” (NSFL)

Why does this gross me out?

Tickle rape! I do not consent!