I just saw a Mac and cheese tip I want to try. Cook the macaroni in equivalent amount of water (one cup to one cup) to al dente, do not drain whatever is left over. Shouldn’t be much left over but it’ll be starchy goodness

Or, small town girl moved to the big city, returns to small town and sees that man iN a NeW LigHt

I tried to read it, I really did. I have a rule – read the first 10% of the book, and if it doesn’t hook me, I can give up. Catcher in the Rye is the only book I’ve given up on

THE BLOOD MO-- frantically hitting x + to skip the animation

If someone had my mother as a snack, I’d absolutely kill it

SLURP SLURP

This cracks me up, once I posted on reddit that I pour milk before cereal and got down voted to hell. The users did NOT agree with me :(

When I moved to Florida (I do not recommend), the locals called the bigger ones “palmetto bugs.” No dude, that’s a big-ass roach. A cute name does not change that fact.

I just bought 6 different flowery-scented goat milk soaps and they are heavenly