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Absolutely horrendous for shaving your head though, unless you happen to have a perfectly nice round head, I suppose.

D:

Yes indeedy.

Get that shit out of here, always curdling when I put it in anything…

I didn’t expect it to include podcasts this year, so it outed me to a work colleague (there was a gay podcast I tried in it). He was chill about it, but why the fuck are podcasts even in Wrapped?

I think the peach one is the Nitro version? That is also yummy, though less so to me.

Edit: Just replied from my replies pane, forgot Monarch, that is yummy, but I can taste the sweeteners in it just about.

Personally I miss old Ripper, I swear they changed it (probably sweeteners) from what used to fuel me at Uni in the 2000s.

Ugh, Ultra tastes like metallic Lilt, utterly vile (to me).

It is very nice, but also… Mango Loco.

Please don’t feed the pedants.

Raging victim complex.

I don’t care. I’m not.

That spider wants to puke up into that bees insides, so not only is it an entomocidal maniac, it’s also a hypocrite.

I’m not sure it’s stated, but I thought the planets that had already been purged by Thanos’ armies, like Gamora’s planet and Xandar were spared the snap.

I’ll never get tired of jokes at ancaps’ expense.

That’s a damn sight more considerate than most of my housemates I’ve had in my life.

Just tried, only pissed myself.

Well I did once explain the difference between sex and gender as she seemed confused and was unable to wrap her head around a colleague using they/them, but that led to a slightly vacant yet patronising expression on her face. Also, call me a coward but I’m not going to clap back at my own goddamn boss, I prefer my working days to not be more of a living hell than they already are. Regardless, she’s retired now.

I know it’s a really awkward phrasing, but “I had a boss, who was a woman…” sounded even more awkward to me than just “woman boss” 🤷‍♂️.

I had a woman boss who would always refer to women as female (like “you know the manager of that department is a female?!”). I’m still not sure how I feel about it.