Just call it Twitter

How dare you

You are welcome so long as you submit to the barbecue

This is America

So glad I voted for Godzilla in the last election

Good Lord, Would somebody please get her a sitcom?

This reminds me of one of those stupid ask Reddit posts that gets posted over and over

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Reddit just banned me for a harmless comment…and I’m pissed… anyone wanna talk about this?

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Margaritas and a vegetarian diet

Back in Covid when everyone was filling their house with toilet paper, I bought up a bidet for every Bathroom in the house. It’s the doomsday bidet

Over 2 million karma. Ooh La La dork jk

Jeez Louise

This might be my spirit animal

If you weren’t young enough to watch gummy bears, you just weren’t there, man lulz