If you can get access to 4oD, say with a VPN, there are episodes of Grand Designs where people refurbish castles.

With the price of energy just now, I’d be glad for a lump of coal for Christmas

LOOK AT MA BALLS

With all that dancing you’ll be out of breath, huffin and puffin

Looks to me more like escarstopped

This is exactly what happened and nothing can persuade me otherwise. They got a newer, better car!

I’m sorry if you’ve answered this already - I had a scoot through your comments but didn’t see; how much did this cost you to make? It looks like something you’d see in A Knights Tale, it’s amazing

That’s not because of the number of bugs, it’s because your newer car has better aerodynamics than your 20/30 year old one.

Until this comment I thought the Christmas tree was the problem and now I feel like an idiot.

I’ve seen similar things to this and my dumb child self believed it when I was told it was to stop the zombies coming out of graves after the rapture.

Thank you for alleviating a few decades of ignorance :D

Isn’t a bird with no i’s just a brd?