Im sure they think the curtain is still pulled and there are secret workings. THIS GOES DEEPER THAN WE THOUGHT!!! Even the top doesn’t break the surface!

Find out finds everyone

Everyone really does need to have that at the forefront of their mind. When the C-suit, wall street, and politicians talk about “Americans” they aren’t talking about us schlubs.

We aren’t drawing straws when ol monkey torture racist and dedicated misogynist who ran a campaign to convince tweens Hitler wasn’t so bad is around

What is art without suffering?

::golfclap::

Look. I voted for trump on Nov 5th. It’s the 7th now so that’s the past and I said I’m sorry. You can’t bring up my past decisions and hold them against me. People can grow, learn, and change. You have to forgive and forget and if you don’t then you are the problem and need therapy.

It’s basic cheater logic

My work sends out “anonymous” surveys about random stuff to get a feel for what’s working and what’s causing problems. If you don’t fill it out you get an email from HR reminding you that you haven’t filled out the “anonymous” survey.

Floor to ceiling with birth certificates and emails

gobs plan

Why miss out on culture? Goatse, meat spin, lemon party, tub girl, 2 girls 1 cup, that one Japanese one with the guy laying on his back and the seat beer bong hooked up to a mask? Like what do you even talk about on first dates?

“soda makes me hyper”

Every year I do my final mow and put the push mower in the garage with whatever E10 is still in the tank. Every spring I bust it out and it starts on the first or second pull. It’s been that way for the past decade in the humid southern US. One decade those ethanol gremlins will get me like everyone always says. I mean they know! They have a friend it happened to! Them being the personality type that references “Commiefornia” has absolutely nothing to do with it because, again, they have a friend it happened to who probably owns a business so it’s extra true now.

Are you logged into OneDrive? Like we discussed twice yesterday?

Are you trying to solve science with it or something? You are supposed to turn carefully worded sentences into funny pictures and show people.

Gobbless brother

They will demand it or else poor Kayla’lin 'da Leeigh Lynn Lee’s princess party will be ruined.

If we could see across the rainbow bridge you would see Brosty making biscuits so you have a comfy place to lay down when you get there. Right in a warm sunny spot.

“Business innovation”

An AI generated comic? Im 50/50 on if the person you are replying to isn’t AI too. I’m getting a vibe with that reply.