I’m very clearly not a lawyer or expert in any way here, but once he’s convicted doesn’t that change things? He’s no longer on trial, he has a conviction hanging over his head, seem inhumane to me to force someone to wait for a sentence/punishment. It would be one thing to let him wait until after his term to serve time or pay a fine, but not knowing what the punishment is seems very wrong to me.

Would it matter though? Trump would find a reason regardless…

These two are just genuinely horrible people.

It is a great cover, but it is missing one essential element…

The intro is slow and sparse to give room for the bass to walk. Despite the amazing vocals and great guitar tone and solos, it felt a little flat without the movement in the bass line.

I had a bottle of Baystate Blue once upon a time. I loved the color, but it stained my pen so badly I gave the bottle to an artist.

This suspect is fine, though?

Arsenic Lullaby is one of my all-time favorites.

There’s a man who was cursed by a witch doctor and has to get revenge to appease the magic or whatever, but he ran out of people to get revenge on so now he gets revenge on behalf of other people.

There’s a couple of census agents whose job it is to maintain the accuracy of the census by making sure the birth rate matches the death rate.

I won’t spoil any more, but it’s all very sick and hilarious.

He also doesn’t let Ukraine use starlink in Russian-occupied regions of Ukraine, according to a quick google search.

“We don’t want to release [his name] now,” the mayor said. “If you do, you are basically giving a tip to the person we are seeking and we do not want to give him an upper hand at all. Let him continue to believe he can hide behind the mask."

“We revealed his face,” he continued, referring to security camera photos and video released after the murder. "We’re going to reveal who he is and we’re going to bring him to justice.”

So the guy that did it, knows he did it, knows you’ve released his photo, and now you’re publicly saying that you know his identity and that you’re coming for him… and it’s supposed to be a surprise?

“In this instance, this individual was physically screened and permitted to enter because he was included on a formal invitation,” a United States Secret Service spokesman told the Beast.

We wouldn’t have let him into our party except we invited him.

What key texts?

This looks like they face-swapped it with a cat.

You seriously (I’m dead serious) need to pitch this as a game show to Netflix.

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Cilantro in salsa is so good. Something about how the flavor of the tomato acts with it… I need to make some salsa now.

I love cilantro, but if I put enough on a taco or something I can taste a little bit of soapiness. It isn’t bad enough to put me off of it, but I get it.

Sure looks like it.

NASA, like the post office, is such a public benefit that we should be funding it well.

Dr. Hannibal Lecter, obvs.