Honestly I feel like a lot of these anti vaxxers would probably be happy that in their head we are paying to inject children in third world countries with poison

Gay dogs are voting illegally now. RIGGED

No they banged again in 2021 that’s what this payoff is for

Well to be fair there’s 3 discount furniture stores in that liberal suburb, he can’t live too far from his dating service

Damn libertarians

Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

That mods a bitch S/he’s a big fat bitch S/he’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world S/he’s a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch S/he’s a bitch to all the boys and girls

On Monday, s/he’s a bitch On Tuesday, s/he’s a bitch On Wednesday through Saturday, s/he’s a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different S/he’s a super King Kamehameha bi-аtch!

“if you a big fine woman back dat ass up” -Juvenile

He’s Kevin fucking James. Literal King.

Of course he’s better than you

Have you read la morte d’arthur? It’s probably most similar to don Quixote but not as humorous.

Came back to add a few

Journey to the center of the earth

3 musketeers

The lost world-also all of the Sherlock Holmes are great

If you’re up for some very droll British humor adventures I’d recommend PG wodehouse

What a glorious day to be literate

Technically it would be a son… Nevermind.

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And I could probably pull any of those thousands of songs out of thin air anywhere in the world on nearly any device and play it on Spotify or YouTube. You sound like a jealous broke bitch

I can show you my unit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

This. I would much rather wait 2-3 days for an item to be delivered from Amazon or something than spend 5 minutes awkwardly trying to get someone’s attention to unlock a stupid case.

Also I read somewhere he is 5’11 which is like perfectly normal height for anyone. I’m 5’11 and I’ve never in my life felt any insecurities about my height. Though I do always laugh when some guy tells a woman or group that he’s 6ft and he’s obviously shorter than me. I usually let it slide but it’s funny how often that happens.

DMX is who gets you hyped up DXM is what makes you trip

Looks like Mr Burns

Bruh

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