

Step 0 is to hire the dumbest motherfuckers alive who couldn’t even make the cut for regular law enforcement, and appear unable to grasp how one would move out of the way of a vehicle.


Step 0 is to hire the dumbest motherfuckers alive who couldn’t even make the cut for regular law enforcement, and appear unable to grasp how one would move out of the way of a vehicle.


I just had to look it up and Bitch McConnell was freezing up on camera two years ago. Trying not to get my hopes up on how little runway Trump has left.


Perhaps they are selling Trump memoriabilia at his famously not-bargain prices. They could even add one of those crypto ATMs but it only sells Trumpcoin.


I prefer to be concerned only after I notice the water is boiling.


I misread this as being about Florida Man, I don’t want to put that stereotype on them.


Also the FBI who will need to check for classified documents after.


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While a cat will cost more on the long term, proposing with a kitten seems like it would be nigh impossible to turn down. Who says no to a kitten? I don’t believe it has happened in recorded history.


The highlight for me was the one time a gentleman dropped a dimebag of weed in my guitar case. This was a much bigger deal back when the alternative was to ask your friend to ask his brother to ask his dealer.


One year the school bus stop happened to be next to a guy who filled vending machines, so his garage was filled entirely with candy and snacks. Occasionally a group of us kids would go ask if we could pick some candy, which would have seemed more weird if the family wasn’t one we saw at church.


It’s wild how badly he wants a ballroom, when the only dance move he knows is giving a handy to two dudes at once



To wholeheartedly promote Republican policies requires brain damage, which we don’t yet have the technology to reverse.


“prepare three envelopes”


They’re processed through the same payment networks, it’s just a different method of creating single-transaction authorizations similar to tap-to-pay with a card’s EMV chip.
If anything, from what I’ve read the phone payment methods lead to fewer chargebacks by virtue of doing biometrics before transactions.


My reading of his strategic sense when saying it backfired, is not expecting Deepseek or the greater push for open source lightweight models. Also NVIDIA would love to make a lot of money in China.


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