I don’t think there ever was a slippery slope fallacy.

That really sucks, lady!

I hate it when this happens because then it opens up in your mind that there’s always a possibility everyone else is wrong and it’s actually good, just give it a chance.

…I liked 2011’s The Thing. It wasn’t flawless, but it was pretty good imo. Now I suffer through other movies everyone else said was bad… and they are indeed bad. Date Night? Jurassic World? Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City? All those moments, lost, like shitty movies in the rain.

I’ll rescind the APB.

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My two acceptable hypotheses:

• We are in a simulation and these are remnants from server migration/discrepancies in the instances.
• These are dry runs of the man seeing what history they can get away with rewriting and convince us was true.

No. I cannot create false memories. Nope. I can’t do it. I won’t listen to you. It’s not true! Nonononononononooooooooooooooooooooo! This isn’t my fault! 👉😫👈 lalalalalala

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“Sorry, + are not allowed in email addresses.”

Fine, 🙄 you get one of the garbled addresses from my vpn service, which is even less useful to your scrapers.

People really hate Mambo #5, so the little brother in me loves to bother people with it in Fortnite.

As for my own least favorite song/a song that I hate? Right now I really hate APT by Rose and Bruno Mars. I don’t know why, I think the lyrics are just banal, and the music video does everything I hate; namely I hate motion graphics where it’s just the heads of people, I hate the sped up film process, and I hate the Breakfast Club reference. No idea why it peeves me so, it’s not like other new songs have the deepest lyrics or better videos, but that one does.

Yeah, I know the name of the Escape Room; it doesn’t make it suck any less.

guess i’ll die 🤷

That fucking face. Somebody shit this taco out of their butthole already.

My spouse and I still use “the day got away from me” as an excuse for forgetting the stupidest fucking things ever. Like him and his bear carcass or whatever it was he left in Central Park.

This fucking moron should’ve been laughed out of society along with the others, but instead here we are; wearing jeans in saunas.

Well they’re not just gonna discard the extra tube.

You want a genital tube, you’re gonna have to be happy with a butthole tube, or just one really long genital tube.

Yeah I’m trying to think how you would “fix” this. Maybe put a faux-building around the tubes so you’re sliding down a toppling skyscraper?

Kong Ko-Ko Kong Ko-Kong Ko-Kong Titty Titty (repeat)

✅ = 👦🧒🤳📲

✅ = 🥱👌👈😒
❌ = 😩🍑🍆😤

if you don’t step the fuck back this quartz is gonna be a rose quartz. 😤

Yeah they’re expensive, but again not a subscription!

“Hey my rock isn’t reducing my stress.” “Oooooh, what is that the 2025 model? Yeah that’s no good for 2026 stress, you need the new geode.”

A while back you’d have caught edgy atheist phony-god me being like “crystals are bullshit, I ain’t buying that!” but these days I look at them and am like, “hmmm, it’s not a subscription, and worst case scenario I have a cool rock on my desk… sold!”