No need, I was repulsed even making the joke and typing it out
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Protip: when the sink strainer gets clogged you can push the gunk through with your tongue.
Yes people live a little longer. but the main average that skews average life expectancy/longevity numbers is today fewer babies and mothers die during and post birth.
ElChinchilla@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Trump says ‘nobody will’ build monuments for him once he’s gone
2·2 days agoShould memorialize it with a statue.
What show had people’s insides be spaghetti? Rick and Morty i am pretty sure. Weird fucking episode. Poignant and absurd.
ElChinchilla@lemmy.worldto
You Should Know@lemmy.world•You Should Know AI agents are accidentally building a decentralized coordination layer on top of the webEnglish
2·3 days agoI am not smart enough to dig into that level of math, not by many levels. Encouraging to read nonetheless.
ElChinchilla@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Google Maps renames “Lake Ontario” to “Lake America” even faster than US governmentEnglish
2·5 days agoIm doing my part .gif
ElChinchilla@lemmy.worldto
Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•Years of Trump Support Came Undone in 15 Minutes in an Airport.English
0·5 days agoThat would add an extra layer of face eating leopard to this. F2M pregnancy while being still being pro trump. I bet there is at least 1 person in that exact scenario right now. Hope they stub their toe today, too.
ElChinchilla@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•I'm not touching that Trump mystery meatEnglish
2·5 days agoKinda, callaway approved the ad, os maybe they all just suck
Not the Absolute, currently mopping the floor with those nutjobs.
ElChinchilla@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Flock CEO calls for ‘compromise’ as surveillance company faces growing backlash | TechCrunchEnglish
9·14 days agoIt falls in the “no entry without warrant” argument for me. If you need to surviel me, show me a warrant.
ElChinchilla@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Flock CEO calls for ‘compromise’ as surveillance company faces growing backlash | TechCrunchEnglish
31·14 days agoI can guarantee this has been said already, but the compromise is simple; no flock cameras (or comparable tech) anywhere.
I could maybe, possibly consider that fact if it happened in a vacuum and the last 90 years had not already taken place.
ElChinchilla@lemmy.worldto
PC Master Race@lemmy.world•FCC abolishes gigabit speed goal, suggesting it is unfair to slower technologies | FCC decides 1Gbps is too fast, standard must be “technologically neutral.”English
0·18 days agoFalls very in line with the “if trump [et.al] were actively trying to disrupt the stability of the US, what would they do differently?”
You know who really likes us having slower, less capable tech? Any possible adversary.
ElChinchilla@lemmy.worldto
PC Master Race@lemmy.world•FCC abolishes gigabit speed goal, suggesting it is unfair to slower technologies | FCC decides 1Gbps is too fast, standard must be “technologically neutral.”English
0·18 days agoProbably not super far from at least a partial truth with that.
I’ll take your thought process a step further here. I blame parents who raise children that dont leave for having children in the first place. Stop having children. Spay and neuter yourself. BOGO vasectomies for the people! Lol. Sorry, this one got a little away from me.
ElChinchilla@lemmy.worldto
Political Memes@lemmy.world•Rosie got a second wind thanks to Trump
1·18 days agoWish I wasn’t a dumbass and could implement cool stuff like this in my life.
ElChinchilla@lemmy.worldto
Games@sh.itjust.works•EA employees brace for the worst under Saudi ownership: 'Hard to feel good about being bought out by a regime that's very much at odds with progressive society'English
0·18 days agoThey all traveled through countries (passport stamped and all) deemed not allowed for Saudi Arabia > United States travel. The Saudis allowed them to move freely. That was the detail that has stuck with me from the 9/11 commission report.





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