Elting

Just wack the edge a couple times with the back of a butter knife and the lid will come right off

Too bad I have this moral obligation to disobey stupid laws.

Oh god the shit monologues. Every time you want to take a shit in peace you just get that old used car salesman pitch about your macro nutrients.

I put a bunch of goldenrod seed down in the fall so it could overwinter. Next year will be the first my yard has it and im excited to see what it brings around. With that and the milkweed and all the other seeds I’ve thrown about, it should be quite a show.

Its not like you can’t tell though, sound seems to be one of the things its worst at and everybody is used to highly produced and clean sounding music.

Pile #1 band in the universe, baby.

Its nachos

My favorite band has a song about him called “The Soft Hands Of Stephen Miller,” came out 7 years ago and its pretty funny.

Learning to count is not one of the pirate rules.

Redditoids

Don’t forget about Who 9/11. And you just know that shit was zany AF.

Its probably porn