Plot twist: That reading is in Bar

Breaking: Scientists discover alien-like creature at Red Lobster restaurant

I have a theory that would satisfy both your concerns. He has the fridge full of beer, chilled and ready to drink.

Once people start taking them out you put the one’s from the counter in to cool down

"Russians be like

1 Hungarians"?

Bravo Vince

I fucked Ted

I read “Orcas” as “Oscar” for a second was very surprised as to what gad happened to the academy awards

Nice, we’re finally getting unironical r/im14andthisisdeep. Few more years and this site will have all the shit people left reddit for.

Bau Bau ↘️↘️

That comic feels very strawman-y

So what you’re saying is I should drink the water that drips out of my exhaust when I start the car on colder days?

Cain and Able weren’t Adam and Eves only children. Keep in mind that canonically, Adam lived for over 900 years. That’s a lot of time you can use to make more babies.

After the whole regicide incident, they also had Seth. Both him and his exiled brother ended up marrying their sisters. Their descendants did the same. So yeah, it’s all incest, top to bottom.

The biblical flood was actually created to wipe out the descendants of Cain, since Noah and his cousins wife were both descendants of Seth

It’s the garden of eden so there’s no reason to believe that it’s a fruit we have. My head canon is that it was a giant, fruit shaped flaming hot Cheeto

Maybe 10 years ago but nowadays it’s internationally much more ubiquitous

France just happened to get nuked by the English at that very moment. It was unrelated to the helium situation

“Please, Mr. Hands was my father. Call me Geoff”

The word EmuDeck made me do a double take

The Maillard reaction is different from caramelization

Caramelization may sometimes cause browning in the same foods in which the Maillard reaction occurs, but the two processes are distinct. They are both promoted by heating, but the Maillard reaction involves amino acids, whereas caramelization is the pyrolysis of certain sugars.

God: “Lucy, old buddy? I need you to invent something for me”

But he did have two sisters, which makes this post a lot weirder