I can respect that. Go forth with my blessing, brave knight.

I think you’re asking for the moon here, pal.

I rather not give people money by merit of the colour of their skin, though. Fuck me, right?

The booziest of diets!

Could someone explain? I’m too homophobic for this.

Look you just need to work your ass off every single day. And yes that means even if you’re sick. Don’t care or worry about having any hobbies or activities that are worth while. For you may be able to spent once per two weeks on it. Anyway, Once you’re around 80 THEN you’re supposed to do the things you like, alright?! Is that so unreasonable??

P.S. Oh the thing you love to do requires you to be flexible and active? Well why didn’t you do that when you were young?

Something, something, recursion.

What, the cabinet?

The one about slavery. I mean state rights. I mean Northern Aggression.

– George Templeton Strong.

Well at least we’re getting close to a somewhat interesting dystopia. /s

Stop that, stop that! Go on, clear off! Go on, go away! And you, clear off! Bloody weather.

Rich man’s war, poor man’s fight.

classic

Not gonna lie, this image actually had me completely fooled.

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Can’t we just inject ourselves with plastic eating bacteria or something?

That guy in the middle is literally called: The Lord of the Rings. It’s like his parents couldn’t decide on what character they should name their son after. So they just said ‘fuck it’ and named him the actual title of the franchise.

Edit: I just noticed the comma. So this guy’s first name is ‘Lord of the Rings’ and his surname is ‘The’. “Oh please, Mr. The was my father. Call me Lord of the Rings.”