What type of monster changes their phone font to that

Holy shit

lol, yes

🍆

It’s not in YOUR social circle.

Real hero’s wear hoods

TIL I’m a bear

Yea well, that’s just like, your opinion, man

Saw them at Walmart, lol

All the girls i said “yes, it’s taken” are all relieved

So anyway, how’s your sex life?

This is when it all became real. These people vote

Fast and furious 27, the oculus

the people that need to hear this will never believe you.

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!

“Look to the cookie…”

If anyone actually watched the whole thing, Tyson came out hot and Paul had a moment of fear. Then old man got hit a few times and looked like he was about to wobble to the ground.

I thought it was gonna be fake and scripted. And most of it was. But, the actual fight? Mike came out hot and it was pretty clear Paul could have taken him out a number of times but didn’t. He didn’t want to hurt him.

Look, I don’t like Jake Paul or Mike Tyson. But, it was a media event. It wasn’t “rigged”

Drain the swamp tho…

This speaks to me on a spiritual level

His whole presidency is a grift