Comedians have been using the written word for eons. Some jokes don’t land when written, and the real solution wasn’t invented this decade.

My personal policy is that if the joke needs a laugh track, a rimshot, or any big sign that says “Joke” being waved, the joke doesn’t work.

Was it fairly clear I was just being funny? I hoped so, I try not to tell jokes that actually need to be /s tagged.

When he dies they’re just gonna make him into an LLM. He already ignores all previous instructions so he’s laid the groundwork

I don’t know half the people you mentioned

A little bit of Weegee Mangione

Cue black and white clips of Yahweh failing at basic tasks

Oh interesting. So cops shouldn’t shoot at people in the course of ceasing criminal activity orrrr

It’s from the Minge Dynasty

brb going to go teach my kid

how else will he know the proper way to hang the president

I might have to try this next time. Might just stick to the King Arthur Flour ratios I like to use, but no oil. Trick is probably not to overmix.

Of course the only reply to this is a “srs leftist” who immediately proclaims you an enemy for shit you didn’t say

We can’t have leftist unity because the right has never run short on useful idiots

No oil in your batter? I wanna know more. Doesn’t that make the pancakes too chewy?

A stainless or carbon steel pan will take to the cold oil method first time. Cast iron will depend on the quality; some come preseasoned, but the quality of that varies a lot too.

I got my first nice CI skillet about five years ago and daily driving it. I talk a good game about steel pans but I just don’t enjoy them as much. You build their seasoning, it works perfectly once, then it’s gone. There’s no relationship, no satisfaction in getting a fried egg to slide freely about the pan.

Sometimes I forget others haven’t accepted tea towels into their heart. I’ve got a dozen or more cloth towels around the house for mopping up. It all comes out in the wash. Cotton ones won’t burn readily, so they’ll dry out a hot oily pan no problem.

Paper towels work fine. Just make sure they’re pure paper and not mixed with synthetics or weird scents or whatever.

It’s an emulsion, butter is basically cheat codes

Hell yeah buddy

Let me dream

I want to shun you but it seems like you’re struggling enough 😑

It’s the simplest thing in the world with a stainless pan. Bring up the heat, add in some oil, wait for it to smoke, wipe it out with a cloth, in with cold oil, add in your food. It won’t stick.

Being this stupid practically makes them a cryptid