Sounds like the more I use the better he feels then.

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Art by Cal Kearns

I feel like there should be a meat Canyon video version of this

Let it be known that today I consciously decided not to send something horrible to my loved ones.

Today they are well loved indeed.

FREE Premlak! Just because this is the only life he has ever known doesn’t mean he is living his best life! An injustice done on an innocent even if he doesn’t recognize the injustice is an injustice nonetheless, we are the ones responsible and our civilization’s soul is what is on the line, normalizing this behavior creates an environment of injustice for all of us! If we derive our pleasure from what is offset from the average of our lives then his life must truly be horrendous for such an abhorrent act to be taken as pleasure, we must infer that the mere existence of such a being is derived from a society so despotic that it can breed an entire population of suffering for a trivial matter this is unacceptable!

Thank you Premlak

I shudder to think how the soap dispenser might work

Praise Premlak that we may be dry.

So wait … what happened to Premlak when the dispenser stops dispensing any paper?

Makes me more upset about the fools who spend more time pulling out stacks of paper than they took to rinse their fingers just to ball it up and throw it away

Thank you, Premlak. My dried digits bow to you and your gift.

All hail Premlak! I shall henceforth honor him by using an extra sheet.

is this true?

I am envious

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