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Cappy’s Courage
In the wetlands of Capyville, Cappy the capybara was known for her kindness and bravery. But there was one secret she’d never shared: she liked other girl capybaras.
At the Wetland Festival, her best friend Rosa noticed Cappy was quiet. “What’s on your mind?” Rosa asked.
Cappy took a deep breath. “I like you, Rosa. Not just as a friend. In a special way.”
Rosa’s eyes widened, then softened. “Cappy, I like you too! I was just too shy to say it first.”
They decided to share their feelings with their friends, who were surprised at first but quickly cheered for the happy pair.
From that day on, Capyville became an even brighter place, where love was celebrated in all its forms.
The End
Looks about right to me!
Can anyone tell me what this
is, because it looks like it could be a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
I passed a Lamborghini SUV on the road the other day. I checked and it retails for about $250,000. Motherfucker really dropped a quarter of a million dollars for a RAV4-looking vehicle to haul the kids to soccer in.
EDIT: Lamborghini Urus
10·9 days agoWhat does “size” mean in the context of a black hole? Is that the size of their event horizons?
1·12 days agoThere are people who, disturbed by “big government” today and its tendency to curb the advantages they might gain if their competitiveness were allowed free flow, demand “less govern- ment.” Alas, there is no such thing as less government, merely changes in government. If the libertarians had their way, the distant bureaucracy would vanish and the local bully would be in charge. Personally, I prefer the distant bureaucracy, which may not find me, over the local bully, who certainly will. And all historical precedent shows a change to localism to be for the worse.
—Isaac Asimov, Nice Guys Finish First, collected in The Sun Shines Bright, 1981
As a member of the Oregon Trail generation, I can report that a couple of years ago I made a list of all the things that I was expected to not do when I was a cishet little boy and was afraid of being labeled “queer.” The list of forbidden activities included, but was not limited to…
- Singing
- Dancing
- Reading
- Wearing bright colors
- Taking too much care of my appearance
- Hanging out with girls
- Expressing emotions other than anger
- Being in plays
- Avoiding violence
As an adult I’d describe myself as… like a one or two on the Kinsey scale, but honestly much happier now that I’ve recognized that heteronormativity is a horrible fucking prison. Wearing bright colors is fun, I love who and what I love, David Bowie is attractive, and I’m no longer pretending otherwise.
One way or another, any government which remains in power is a representative government. If your city government is a crooked machine, then it is because you and your neighbors prefer it that way - prefer it to the effort of running your own affairs.
Hitler’s government was a popular government; the vast majority of Germans preferred the rule of gangsters to the effort of thinking and doing for themselves. They abdicated their franchise.
—Robert A. Heinlein, Take Back Your Government
1·16 days agodeleted by creator
Terminator 2: Boxing Day
Mad Max-mas
Django Unwrapped
Trump makes it an “official act” to send the Army division of his choice to Musk’s mansion, battering ram the door down, throw him in the back of the nearest C-17, and drop him naked at the gate of Camp Lemonnier.
I wouldn’t even be surprised.
Pinatas
The tape they stretch across race finish lines
Karate dojo boards
I listened to Hardcore History’s series on World War I in that window, so that was my assigned war of interest.
Let’s not forget the ones with the Olympic fursona on them!
“Where the women are strong, the men are good looking, and all the children are above average.”
I fuckin hate that Playstation 4 and 5 do this for taking screenshots from movies. I just want to get a good screen grab for meme purposes! Do you think I’m going to screen shot every goddamn frame of a movie, one at a time, paste those back together as a video, then somehow rip the audio too, and then share this necromantically-assembled abomination with all my pirate buddies? Fuck you!