first non-human to sign up for lemmy, welcome friend!

full agreement with the message but you’re gonna get clowned on by sycophants

shit got me cryin, hope tonight eventually ended

your life has never been threatened by another person and it shows. the kid probably was feeling a rush of both fear and then self confidence because he successfully defended himself, which manifested in clowning on the fucker who was trying to kill him. it’s very easy for you to judge and diagnose him from behind your screen but if you were in the situation, how do you know you’d act differently? or more likely you’d probably cower in the corner and get yourself killed because you’re too concerned with the intruder’s feelings to do anything about it

do you think getting insulted really hurt the intruder more than the bullet?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7XduYIKu20Q

must be a warm planet because that thang is swangin

one time I laughed twice and my nuts fell right off

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apparently lemmitors hate themselves so much that self defense is incomprehensible to them

yeah sorry buddy but if someone is forcing their way into my home, how the fuck am I supposed to know what their intentions are? I’m bashing their head in

nice soapbox bud, I suggest you go and start breaking into homes in finland or kosovo for example and see how long it takes before you find yourself full of holes

“this doesn’t happen in other countries”

“yeah it does actually”

“how dare you”

🤡

they definitely do happen in other countries. look up the necklacing incidents in Nigeria. If you look into it, you’ll find that many cultures do not take kindly to theft or b&e and respond in far more violent ways than you may expect.

My bio family is made up of shit people who hate anything they don’t get. And friends of friends of friends at social gatherings have made snarky comments to that effect as well

Idk but be prepared for people to be extreme assholes to you because they don’t like your choice of food. Mfers will see you not order a meat dish at a restaurant and take offense and try to bait you into an argument. Don’t fall for it because they’ll play dirty

please report to your american embassy to claim your honorary citizenship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrS3uHVlzew