Jikal

“Would you like to sign up for our awful credit card?” Nah. “Would you like to sign up for a free trial of our plus service that you’ll never use?” No thanks. “Do you want the X month protection plan for your USB drive that’s 10x the cost of what you’re paying today?” What? No. “Would you like to donate to this charity the company totally could but won’t but say we raised all this money for?” Nope.

5 Watt laser pointer and etch dicks onto every wooden surface I see

I’d wait for it to finally sleep and figure out a way to break it loose from the arena just for the lulz

They just need to add commercials for Premium that have horns or police sirens and they’ll be all set

I finally bit the bullet and switched from Chrome to Firefox last night after they flagged my adblock for YouTube as malware and forcefully disabled it. Fuck that noise.

I’ve been using this one and its been working well so far

I got permabanned for repeating a meme from the Fark days, yet there are posts of the exact same thing from 12+ years ago that are still up with no issue. Even noting that when I appealed the ban I got the canned “we totally reviewed it, fuck you lol” response.

The only other time I had an issue was when I got a three day suspension for upvoting a Ghislaine Maxwell related post.

MSG and truffle oil with a splash of hazelnut spread

Good choice. I live in the rural midwest and the only thing that’ll reach (even though we’re in the flatlands) is a WISP we pay $170 a month for 12/6. No data caps, but it’s slow as shit. At least it’s not satellite so we can still play games online fairly reliably but damn.

Majestic.

Then the next few days thinking of how you could’ve said something different and how you probably sounded as you bumbled through it