Tomorrow: “Trump champions the metric system.”

Damn, these brain worms walking around in bloated corpses might be the best administration ever.

A friend of mine in Zambia taught me how to fry caterpillars. They are like squishy french fries. They are fine. They pair well with chibuku.

Everyone migrates to Ubuntu. One finger of the monkey’s paw curls up.

5 is correct but this is a loss leader.

I am sliding gracefully into dad mode about thermostats because that is ancient technology and you should know better. Lights are all LEDs now and I even got the ones with batteries so they stay on in a blackout, so leaving them on charges them and is good, sort of.

USB-C does a lot of heavy lifting. Also, MagSafe™ is still there. A little surprised there is also a SD card slot. And a HDMI port. Not complaining about their inclusion, and I do use them regularly, but why did the dongle company give these to us?

Christmas is coming up and I know some people who need this. Can I actually buy it?

I was sure this was a Suddam Hussein post.

I lost my smell to COVID in that first year, before the vaccine. Recently and for the first time since, I smelled petrichor and I could have cried.

It’s snowing 😭

If add more letters, big brain sound!

Trying to find ideological consistency in this one might be a fool’s errand, I’m sorry to say.

Get off my lawn again… 🎶

Hello greyness, my old friend… 🎶

I googled it so you don’t have to.

How appropriate! You fight like a cow.

Democrats should have listened to Bernie Sanders, Captain Obvious says.

I can’t help but feel I would have enjoyed this so much more if he asked to be turned into a queen and then told all the enemies to sashay away.