I feel like these two were partners in crime.

Anyone got a non-paywalled version?

Infinite scallion glitch

I thought that I’d die of cancer because that’s my zodiac sign and nobody could convince me otherwise.

I wasn’t talking about tetanus, flu, or COVID lol. I know those have to be redone. Hopefully they don’t get banned, because the flu and COVID could kill me. Tetanus sounds awful, too.

Polio vaccines protect you for life, right? As do other the other current standard childhood vaccines? I’m on an immunosuppressant for my autoimmune disease and illnesses like polio and the like terrify me.

Can I talk to a CEO with a Luigi board

I donate to my local food bank. I worked in their hydroponics garden a few years ago and saw how much work goes into providing food for the needy. They need all the help they can get.

I also donate time and energy and a bit of money on a specific horse at the stables I volunteer at. She’s an old mare with an owner who doesn’t give a shit about her. Nobody really does anything with her other than me and another person, and that other person only lets her out to graze. I exercise the horse, groom her, give her lots of attention, and I got her a winter blanket recently.

My mom has been known to be hella based at times

100%

I’ve also accidentally melted my fingerprints off on hot copper before, so I know how long to heat that under a blow torch to be effective. That’s if you don’t want prints for like a week though. It also hurts like a bitch but silvadene helps.

My mom tells me that if I ever go to protests, to hide my identity as best I can and not talk to cops.

A martyr will do more for the cause. People love rallying behind them. I would still love if he gets away with it all. I’m still not fully convinced they caught the right guy, though

My golden doodle loves spilling my coffee. I can’t leave it unattended anywhere in the house because she’s a parkour master when she wants something

He had a wonderful 8 years.

He was a Muscovy duck lol

I didn’t eat him. Poor guy is splashing with the other birds who’ve moved on before him.

Thanks, man.

He was a homie, for sure.

I’d watch that anime

Nah, this plot (the assassination) was actually a bit of light in the darkness.