I’m so tired of being enraged.

Sucked something off. It could have been a horse.

It was research chems and some MDMA. I agree there’s no way you can go 5 days on Molly alone, it’s hard to roll two nights in a row let alone 5 days straight.

You’re the goat, thank you for this.

It’s an old meme but it checks out!

I like it because for the brief moment while I read it I don’t have to think of anything other than this attempt at humor.

Whoosh me daddy

You could always try boofing it!

Can’t tell if you’re serious or not…

Never go to a second location…

That’s all it takes? Let’s keep it going!!

Ah yes, “Nazi Sympathizer”. Makes sense.

It makes me wonder what type of rhetoric he’s hearing internally at DHS. Is that why it “matters” if the officer is Haitian? Are they being instructed that Haitians are higher on their shit list or something?

I’d hit it.

While asparagus does grow single shoots like this, I suspect this picture is staged. I grow asparagus and you never get that many pop up at once and all grow the same exact height. They’re also too spread out for a single plant, usually they will grow from a fairly central point per plant.

It looks more like this: