You’re assuming all women of sufficient age have had sex, which is just not true. Many women (and men) don’t have an interest in sexual activity, or haven’t had an opportunity to engage in it, regardless of age.

True, though you’ll probably be recorded by security cameras if you buy it in a physical store.

You don’t have to register it with the FAA; you’re already going to murder someone, who cares if you break a few more laws?

The last point assumes someone’s recording the wireless activity of the drone in the moments before the explosion, which I think is pretty unlikely. And the internals of the drone should be destroyed by the explosion, rendering it practically impossible to extract any identifying information other than the general drone model.

And even if all wireless traffic is being recorded and triangulated, pick a busy place and you’re just one guy on your phone in a crowd of thousands. You can also order the drone anonymously months ahead of time and pick it up somewhere with poor security camera coverage to all but ensure there’s no record linking it to you.

Now here’s a thought… What about using drones to “take care of” a CEO? The risk of being caught would be lower, as you can be located hundreds of meters away or more. It’s also relatively easy to acquire a drone, and you can make explosives with stuff you can buy at the hardware store.

(Disclaimer: This is just a thought experiment, I’m not dumb enough to try this, don’t worry FBI :3)

…no?

Hey!!! That sounds an awful lot like violins! Cut it out before our advertisers stop giving us money!

Amateur, you need to pulverize the smoke detectors first or the americium just stays inside them!

Animals do animal things, humans shocked to find out animals are animals.

Maybe you two can split it 50/50? Or give me a cut, and split it 33/33/33?

Pop 'em right back in your mouth for a juicy treat!

At the expense of an exciting new array of problems!

90% of problem solving is just Googling stuff and screwing with settings, which isn’t particularly Linux specific.

It’s a reference to how generative AI uses huge amounts of water.

Mmm, tar.

Chugs a gallon of water and scarfs down a whole steak. Bold of you to assume I’m more environmentally friendly than AI.

“/dev/sdb? It’s sdb? With a B? Yep that’s the flash drive. Just type it in… of=/dev/sd what was the letter again? B? Alright, /dev/sdb. Double check with lsblk, yep that’s the small disk. Are my backups working properly? Alright here goes nothing… <enter>”

They couldn’t, like… Retype it? No need to use garbage AI for everything.

Ah crud, I installed Linux on my computer when I was 12 (replacing MacOS, no less).

I’m not really surprised, common wisdom is if someone malicious has hardware access to a machine it’s compromised. And if you don’t trust your hosting provider to not tamper with your machine, you should really find a new provider (or buy your own server).

Why is this tagged Spanish?