https://youtube.com/shorts/M21flHkO4Yk

But what else should I jerk off to then?

Porn, Video Games and Youtube Shorts. The Holy Trifecta of Loneliness .

Don’t eat the yellow snow.

That’s when I finish my thesis. Migrating OS + thesis just begs for disaster.

This is exactly what I’m going to do in about 14 days. Fuck Microsoft.

The only correct answer in this thread.

It’s the biggest industry in the world by a very large margin and the most destructive one on a global scale.

Wear a funny hat.

Whats crazier is that in direct current individual electrons don’t travel at the speed of light through the conductor, but only at roughly 1cm/s.

Or, that thanks to the “skin effect” the current actualy travels in a very thin layer below the outside surface of cconductor. Most of the conductor doesn’t transfer power but only maintains the magnetic field to keep the current flowing.

Is that a JoJo reference?

We all know that this extends way way waaaay farther to the right.

Normal

Dude, I think by Sponge was never Bobbed to begin with.

At this point, if a home security system came with a set of claymore mines it would make product of the year. Strap a few of those bad bois to your front door and see how quickly the badass guys with big guns turn into little boys with pieces of paper.

Imagine not only being that horny, but also having such a peanut sized brain that you voluntarily type in all you fucked up sexual fantasies into a website that makes all it’s money from data analytics and ads.

At least with regular porn sites, you can use a VPN or Tor to at least keep some veil of privacy, but with Grok people have to make a Twitter account, verify their identity and enter their credit card information.

People that use off-the-shelf AI like for sexual stuff are literally retarded.

It’s not even cheap either. In the long run, grabbing a used GPU from eBay and running your own model on it will not only keep your kinky shit private, but also save you money.

On the other hand, I hope these fucks that generate un-consenting real-person porn will get exposed in the next big “oopsie-woopsie” data leak, because they were dumb enough to leave all their private info behind.

Assuming there are people that give enough of a shit to have a funeral for me is too high praised.

Pineapple flavored

“Yeah, thanks for rubbing it in Doc…”

Sad… real sad.

Alexa, play Mambo no. 5

Is that a JoJo reference?