My kid can make 100 push ups, when Nobody’s watching.

It’s the same tactic as getting rid of pigeons. You don’t destroy the eggs, you make them unusable (plaster eggs). Because destroyed eggs are immediately replaced by the pigeons with functioning eggs.

Glad its not:

• Return
• All
• Public libary books
• Early

Grill it with chocolate.

"Not looking, not looking at your penis at all. " … “So sorry about your penis.” [Little Britain]

Can I access mastodon with my lemmy account?

Yes, that’s the point. With an adapter the user must perform the low-volt-detection manually.

Greetings from the Netherlands?

My 5 years old can make 100 push ups, if nobody looks.

Reminds me of “my first vape” and “happy hour playset” from Adam Padilla

I want the “Segway Navimow”. It’s without border-cables and the price is good for this new generation.

If you use it for sçhool, or a private course I can recomend QUIZLET. You can connect units from other users, or create your own. It’s a bit like a free Version of PHASE 6 (I only know the free Version of QUIZLET…)

But it’s totaly not like DUOLINGO.

• DUOLINGO is stand alone.
• QUIZLET is a helping tool for an existing course.

Nylon strings?

Ach Gott, jetzt hab ichs. Den Running Gag fand ich immer peinlich schlimm. Die Geister die ich rief.

Ich stelle mir dein Bild, verschmolzen mit meinem über MS Paint, vor. Ohne transparentem Hintergrund natürlich. Pittoresk

Bei mir kratzt nur das Bahnhofsschild an der Schädeldecke. Wie meinen?

I have made this foto, because I thought the guy is pi$$Ing in the glas. But now I think it’s a wooden hammer to get the valve in the barrel.

Yes. And memes should be fun, right?

No automatic assault rifle to be seen. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.