What kind of psycho microwaves plastic anyway? Even if it isn’t releasing potentially toxic crap, the plastic gets hotter than the food. I’m not risking my hand melting off for a crappy Hot Pocket.

Super baggy pants from the 90’s would like to be considered too.

How cool! I caught a picture of some in my hometown on the 4th of July

Yeeeesssss! One of my very favorite subreddits. So happy to see them here!

Eye bleach would definitely be needed.