Who wants to bet that ByteDance just bought a LOT of Trump Steaks? The gold paint makes it Au-spicious!

What a piece of shit.

True. I’ve got to imagine it is not good, like at all. But there is this nihilistic bastard in my head gaslighting me; Maybe it’s not so bad. We care about nothing, Lebowski. Point being there is a non-zero chance that this is legit. Probably terrible, but I am saying that there’s a chance.

For you maybe, but bagels and lox is fire. Definitely worth trying.

The Philadelphia roll is pretty good though. Reminds me of bagels and lox. Why gatekeep, friend?

I hate that I wish such terrible things on these terrible people.

It is annoying though. Fuck.

Easy to say, impossible for most to do.

They’ll come for trans adults next.

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

Worse, they’ll donate to him for the pleasure of being stepped upon.

That would be fucking brilliant.

Thanks, I hate it.

Fuck yeah!

Arm yourselves fellow trans folk. Learn how to use said firearm. You may end up needing it someday.

Hey now, don’t give me hope.

The urge is still there. But now I have the willpower to say no.

From the article:

However, there will be some who argue that these emulation handhelds – which often come pre-loaded with hundreds of games without paying the copyright holders a single penny – are legally dubious at the best of times, and Nintendo is well within its rights to try and shut down any outlet which promotes them.

That is absurd. The copyright holders make nothing regardless, as the games are not for sale anymore.

Switch emulation is definitely up for debate. But hardware and games that are no longer made? Come on now…

Try it, then let us know the outcome.