SusheeMonster

They all had engaging soundbites, yes they did!

You know, I’ve been waiting for something to top spaghetti hentai and I think we found it

Nepotism is so dope, you get to do whoever you want.

Am I right, guys cousins?

What? I thought airplane mode was so that you can fly the plane and give the pilots a break.

I’ve been holding my phone perfectly still in coach the entire time. Why didn’t anyone tell me?

Hey, do you think these junkies go back to their crack houses & make mixtapes for each other?

Now that’s what I call smash & grab music

But think about it. If we were the same, then we could both go fuck ourselves.

It’ll be like killing two birds with one penis, y’know?

My headcanon says that Miyamoto was fixated on the name Zelda long before realizing it was a woman’s name. Then he said “fuck it” and threw a princess in there.

I know that he actually took the name from Zelda Fitzgerald, but this is funnier.

We can all date ourselves by realizing that this episode is old enough to drink

https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Cockroaches#:~:text=Cockroaches%20are%20creatures%20who%20appear,Man%20and%20Barnacle%20Boy%20IV.%22

thanksweshoulddothisagainsometimeillcallyou

Do Pokemon ever get so obese and lethargic that they don’t even vocalize their full names, anymore?

I bet this fat MFer just says “Pi” all the time

I hope it was one of those poops where you felt lighter afterwards, and that wiping afterwards wasn’t an ordeal

Great, now I have this mental image of packs of Floridamen roving up & down Daytona Beach - harassing tourists and combing the sand for meth

Gamerbros need exfoliation too, you know