Tailz (she/her)

That’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw this. Those mice were a pain. I had to take the ball out from the socket and get rid of dust and debris so many times so it would work normally

How I read in my dreams:

What a sweet old lady! Love tuxies too

Is this the same guy who programmed Windows Vista? Good god that OS was horrible and would crash if you even looked at it the wrong way

Le gasp!

You’re telling me that fish are wet? It can’t be!

I love current season me. If you’re nice to me I’ll be nice to you back because, why not? No biggie. But if you try and screw with me or my friends I’m about as nice as Mimi was in Super Paper Mario

What do you mean I need a certain seat after swallowing some radioactive ore?

“MUH FREEZE PEACH!”

I lol’d. Thank you

I remember the days where you either did what Nintendon’t or you were green or blue

Good ol’ dayz

Is there a backstory behind this? Because I feel like there’s a backstory behind this

Oh Jesus Kiwifarms. I remember watching a video documentary about that site. If you think normal trolls are bad they are the worst of the worst. Haven’t they been responsible for multiple suicides too? I think they have. If I ran a site I’d ban 'em too, sorry not sorry

Is enlightened

TENET has entered the chat

This is me but with Shawshank Redemption. I get what it was trying to go for but I just didn’t vibe with it. I can appreciate the fact that so many people saw something in it that I didn’t. To me it was decent but by no means one of the best films ever

NO FARTING ON THE ROADS

Golly! Someone fused a bird with one of these guys