Also anything you make on it is Adobe’s to train their AI with

Lost a scuffle to avoid getting choked, gets choked anyway. Shit self in the process. Classic Seagal.

Could just be a bribe in disguise, albeit maybe an unplanned one.

Even aspirational, I can’t remember the last time I was in nature and at peace.

Harris, like Hillary, was put forward without the express will of the people - she didn’t win a primary over Biden, because there was no primary elections.

No, actually because they’re hoping the assaulter will pass the bat once they get tired

It’s been a meme for a while I think. If I had to guess I’d say it started with some Tumblr thread. Obviously not entirely suitable for normal-speak, which is why it’s on lemmy instead of a workplace slack channel.

My favorite computer vulnerability is when a state actor kidnaps me and attaches high voltage jumpers to my ballsack with the threat of frying them if I don’t give up my NFT seed phrase.

My second favorite vulnerability is when a common robber steals my Daddy Tate Tokens from my shadow encrypted, quantum hardened disk by breaking my kneecaps with a $5 wrench.

If someone breaks into your home and shits your pants then they might be able to make you smell like shit.

I’m glad it was just the Loch Ness monster instead of a real threat like Shia Lebouf

Yep, Only way people will lay down their lives for others is if they believe in a cause they are furthering, or to protect a loved one. I don’t think bodyguards fit into either of these categories when the principal is some billionaire businessman.

They’ll do their jobs sure, but not when it’s time to risk their own lives.

I had a tab open to see what the hell this was and if I could self host this too

IT Crowd Reference?

Its a good thing I never saw that page then

Can you give an example?

My god, what if its on google’s chopping block next?

The crash logs need to be saved as brainwaves, and dreamt about while the lead dev is asleep.

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booo

Is it viable to flash it with a custom OS? Or does the ereader screen fundamentally need a specific OS to work?