I love that this guy talks about his 30’s like most people talk about their late teens/early 20’s.
And his dance around framing this sounds like a lawyer advised him, “don’t say anything, but if you do, stay vague like this and deny deny deny”. Although, the “OK, sure I might have “dated” and bought gifts for girls that were underage, some maybe I never even interacted with other than them asking out of the blue for money/gifts” seems both sad/bad way to explain it away.
It started with a bunch of kids getting lead poisoning from applesauce pouches. They then traced that back to how most spices are sourced from poor countries using basically slave labor. So, these people are both not the most careful in preventing contamination, but those paid by weight of spices are almost incentivised to cut the spice with a heavy metal or something to get more $/per lbs. for example.
Edit A good amount of chocolate and other delicious things, in the US at least, also have a “totally safe” amount of heavy metals.