But if you have gone astray while married to your husband and you have made yourself impure by having sexual relations with a man other than your husband”— 21 here the priest is to put the woman under this curse—“may the Lord cause you to become a curse[b] among your people when he makes your womb miscarry and your abdomen swell. 22 May this water that brings a curse enter your body so that your abdomen swells or your womb miscarries.”

“‘Then the woman is to say, “Amen. So be it.”

23 “‘The priest is to write these curses on a scroll and then wash them off into the bitter water. 24 He shall make the woman drink the bitter water that brings a curse, and this water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering will enter her. 25 The priest is to take from her hands the grain offering for jealousy, wave it before the Lord and bring it to the altar. 26 The priest is then to take a handful of the grain offering as a memorial[c] offering and burn it on the altar; after that, he is to have the woman drink the water. 27 If she has made herself impure and been unfaithful to her husband, this will be the result: When she is made to drink the water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering, it will enter her, her abdomen will swell and her womb will miscarry, and she will become a curse. 28 If, however, the woman has not made herself impure, but is clean, she will be cleared of guilt and will be able to have children.

AND make sure everyone who’s sick get all the help they need!

Fun fact: The first hockey “pucks” were frozen cow dung

You rang?

Maybe throwing up walls and assuming something will be wrong with somebody before you’ve even met them is shooting yourself in the foot a bit, don’t ya think?

I don’t believe you. Your timing makes yours waaay better!

I believe it is! That’s an amazing photo though!

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My phone also made this, which i thought was cool

I’m too tired to make this witty but something about it leading to the MAGA movement being a bubble

Nah, the story is diffrent from that.

They went to the hospital saying they were in the woods with another individual who shot them and stole their stuff while the 2 managed to get away.

Wife later comes in and says the 2 were drunk on the porch and one fired a .22 into the others back. Said victim turned around and fired 6 shots into first guys back. All shots were stopped but still cause damage.

The 2 guys come out and said they made the first story to stop anyone from getting in trouble.

Hey I did my job with great praise

I’m just saying it’s the same premise. Yeah mine is more extreme, but that was the point. I could have picked a more fun and less serious job I’ve had, but I picked that one to show how dramatic it can be.

I used to work as a life guard when I was younger. I didn’t give a shit about kids running around the pool. It’s my job to give them bandages when they scrape their knee. It’s not like I’d rather be looking at the pool. Plus there would usually be a hot sibling or mother so I’d take advantage and shoot my shot while doing it, it was a nice break.

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Trump wants Isreal to go harder. Even in that statement.

Now you’re just being a whiny bitch

Have a good one

I’m not saying I told you so, but I understand why people are saying I told you so.

That’s how you sounded

It was the next line of the movie YOU QUOTED you dunce

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Lol I literally threatened to downvote you with an altered quote from the movie you were quoting and you turned around and called me a bitch.

You need to work on your aggression. Especially if you’re gunna quote THE DUDE

Edit: and then almost 24 hours after that you came back to edit and say I have a small dick. But yeah that’s what normal freindly people do

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