Does it work?

Defenestrated

Most locks are not designed to keep people out of something. They’re to clearly state that they’re not welcome.

He screamed, loudly then sobbed through tears, at the foot of the table where the Epsom sat mocking him with it’s silence.

I’ve decided not to try to live up to “my potential”, it was depressing and unrewarding when I tried.

Ask Lt Tasha Yar

I’m a bit confused about why this is upvoted and surprising. Are we saying that “cooking food” is some kind of life hack now?

Why is this a jpg?

Saved in /dev/null which I’ve discovered has infinite storage space for write-once-read- never data.

All of mine are called do_thing() because after a few days of working on it, the scope creep always means the original name was wrong anyway.

Excellent use of the word “proves”

Watched it all again last year. Love me some competency porn.

Like the Eurostar

I’m seeing double, four Krustys!

Incredibly similar

Needs more AI to randomly guess what the columns might be

Isn’t this more about things falling apart when the person wanted to continue doing it? If I want to run a shop but it doesn’t work financially, then my plan has failed.

I can’t find any citation for this.

36, laundry basket

https://what-if.xkcd.com/31/

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