Sounds an awful lot like both Rubber (about a tire that kills people with its brain) and In Fabric. Both are pretty good

Both the funniest and most wished for idea this year!

I’d also be asking for a significant raise and to keep any severance money, tax free.

You misspelled it. I think it’s an n and not and l

Finally, an idea I think we can all agree on.

Of course not. They’re a corporation. We like to think they’re perhaps less evil than others, but the truth is they would harvest their users internal organs if they thought it would increase shareholder value.

Fuck Capitalism.

The kind where they were getting ready to do it, and then pulled the trigger early

The Canadian border (where I live) has signs literally everywhere stating you cannot cross the border with a gun. I just assumed it was the same everywhere. Color me stupid…

I didn’t realize that was possible…

Is that what the second amendment says? I thought it was the right of citizens to bear arms.

Not sure how that would be related to sending the guns to Mexico?

Also, not an American and clearly not a constitutional lawyer…

Even if they acquire it, it wouldn’t become a state. Puerto Rico is big enough and it’s not a state. This is also probably as it’s too “left-leaning”.

Guys, you’re not thinking of the Shareholders and their need to survive open-wallet surgery here…

Excellent observation

This will only take place in states that haven’t lowered the age of consent to nine. You know, the blue ones.

So, in summary.

• Bigger
• They put a USB port on top
• The controls, where removed, don’t need the stupid plastic add on the the shoulder buttons

Nothing on specs, battery, games /etc.

Color me unimpressed

Sure. Why not? It would be fun and cathartic for everyone, especially if it were televised, especially with high speed cameras.

No shot? Out of a cannon?

So, you say they’re doing it again…?

Larry and his ultra-rich megawank friends can all go first and show us the way

I believe the last time these people encountered such religious intolerance, they left Europe for the new world. Time for them to seek another new world…