Are your amino-acids right-handed or left-handed? Ah! You not know what left, right or handed meaning? The translator is terrific.

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it’s a great day to not live in the USA

What?? Why, where and how are masks being banned? Like, face masks?

In Brazil we call it “décimo terceiro” meaning “thirteenth”

Why is it a transparent image, it’s hard to see specially in dark mode.

Isn’t tanning a form of “skin darkening”

what’s up lemmyed

We’d end up making flying cars so we wouldn’t have to fly ourselves…

ok, so uh i guess germany invented volkswagen

ew

hamburger

Now the formatting is fixed

I am now president of the literature club

Ţ̷̛̙̹̠̘̤̜̖͕͈̿̆̾͐͐̓͛̄̓́̂͌͂̌̉Ḧ̶͔͉̠̬̣́̾̋̇̒̉̽͋̓̚͠I̶̢̧̨̲͙͓̱͎͍̻͖̘̯̫̹͉̯̔̏͊͋́͆͋̎̈́̄̿̑̃̚͘͠Ş̵̝̮͖̣̺͎̟̤͙̫͙̘̈́̍̽͝ ̷̮̗̻͙̺̱̖̖͙̲̮̟͌̒̋́̍̌̄̍̕͝ͅͅI̶̗͎͍̟͔̪̱̜̞͚̮͔̎̽̀̏͛̿̚Ś̵̢̛͓͕̺̩͖̳͂̈́̾͒͛̿̍̆̃̂͗͐͒͜͝N̷̛̖̰͔̱̰̼͙̰͙͗̄̈́̽̌́̂͗̕ͅ’̷̢̧̮̘̏̏̈́͋̄͒̉̌̉̉̑͋̓͋̒͗́̏͝ͅT̷̢̧̗͈̣͎̗̭͚̺͒̊̀͋̉̏̂̄̋̑̑̒̾̆́̓̓̚͜͠ ̵̢͓̻̯̓̓̿̈́̆͋͗͌̓̑͌̃͘̚͘͝͝D̵̨͇̥̘̘̥̖̼̻̪͑̀̉̕O̶̬̩͐̓K̸̪̬͈͔͕͍̱̜̥̾́̒̍̄́̐̚͘Ì̶̡̡̠̺̩̞̘̘̪͉͈̦̈̇̇̌̆͌̓̏̔-̶̨̛͓̟̦̹̜͎̰͚͔͔͓̩͕̯̞̗͚̑̑̉̽͑̈́̒̓͌͐́̏̊̏̓̕͘ͅD̸͎̝̺͓̼̞͎̤̠̏̀̀̿̍̐͛̒̉̃͂͗̎̽̾͘̚Ȍ̶̧̧̢̭͔͚͑͛̈́̓̄͋̓͂̋̔̾̐̀̎͆̆̇̈́͘Ķ̵̨̺͚͈̱̞̟͋̂̈́͋̇̎̄̍͗̔̑͋̆̓͗̈̚I̵̧͈̬̙̙̥̬̹̞̟̳̜̱̫͚̙̣̪̤͊̌ͅ ̵̛̩͚͍̝̩̣̗͈̲̠͇̫̹̲̒̍̂̉̔̀͌̃͛̔̾̈́̿͘͘͘Ą̸̢̜͔̠̼̯̩̫͖̘̺̰̝̭͓̰̅͆́͆̊͑̓͂̐̂̽͑̃͋͒̒̃̚͜͝Ň̸̩͓̥̮̾͒͌́̐̊̿͊̈́́̔̂͂̀͐͘͘͝Ỳ̶̡̛̲̣̹̩̻̗̝̭̦̾̐̓̀͂̒͆̔̆̎̓̏͊̑̈́̀͘M̴̡̬̼̭̥͓̪̞̲̖͙͕̬͉͙̼̘͊̑͗͒̒͛̐͜͜Ó̴̢̧̯̖̲̼̳̩͙̗̣̩͘ͅṞ̶̨̝͈̜͕͔͓̎̆̒̏Ę̶̜̺͎͔͕̖̹͑̔̉̌͜ͅ

• Food item: Nix Flakes (rare)

  • +10 health per flake

  • + Contains a large amount of packages when combined with Nixpkgs (uncommon)

  • + Reproducible: farm it yourself!

  • - Each flake takes between 5 seconds and 2 hours to compile and take effect

  • - Requires good internet connection

  • - Significantly slows down NixOS dotfile spells.

• Weapon: Neovim Lua Gun (uncommon)

  • +144 damage

  • + Rewrite config files

  • - Can only activate weapon once. Afterwards, you’re stuck using it forever.

  • - Requires XP level 1337 to be used efficiently

• Weapon: NixOS USB (uncommon)

  • + Makes computer unusable for any sane person

  • + Reproducible: install any system you want and then replace it with another one for fun

  • - Most people in Linuxia are not sane so this weapon is rarely effective

• Spell: NixOS dotfiles (rare)

  • rm -rf ./.git: self-destruct: deals +infinity damage to the user, +169 damage to nearby enemies.

  • cat flake.nix: Ejects what is effectively a zip bomb. Cannot be used twice against the same enemy. Deals +196 damage to nearby enemies.

  • nixos-rebuild ...: Refreshes stamina, +5 health to the user. If used incorrectly, will cause a random negative effect, but never fatal. Requires waiting for 15 seconds, unless Nix Flakes were recently used, then it requires at least 2 hours of waiting.

• Armor: SDDM (common)

  • +40 charisma

  • +20 defense

  • +10 health

  • - Buggy sometimes

• Accessory: Waybar Crown (uncommon)

  • +120 charisma

  • +5 health

  • + People will ask you for your dotfiles

Edit: fixed formatting

Edit 2: slightly cooler names and abilities

What is “the People’s Cookout”

Also (a picture of) a cetacean is literally needed.

“Blue waffle” on UrbanDictionary for anyone wanting a description. I’m glad I didn’t google it.

roblox (i miss it only a bit)

Wow, I didn’t know ideas so different could cohabitate together like that in someone’s mind.